Nigella Eats Everything

A few years ago, my family and I each did a DNA test. Most of the results were evident without doing the cheek swab; our family is resolutely British, with a big blob of DNA in England which is then squashed and spread into Scotland and Wales. What we did discover, however, was that there was some, rather more romantically, European DNA in us, but none was more exciting than mine. Apparently, out of nowhere, I am 5% Italian. I do love Italian food after all. Therefore, consider this tiramisu with raspberries and chocolate a celebration of my Italian identity.

And also a moan-inducing, melt-in-the-mouth snack for late at night. The speck of Italian in me is making vigorous hand gestures at the thought.

Tiramisu needs little introduction – she is a friend to us all, providing soft and velvety hugs in a bowl. Yet, can you believe, I was suspicious of tiramisu for the longest time, say my entire childhood. I now want to shelter her from my words, cradling her creamy custardy sponge, soothing her densely cocoa-coated head. Evidently, the Italian side of me hadn’t grown in by then, maybe it came with my wisdom teeth. Tiramisu is steeped in coffee, you see. And what child will beg for a dessert dunked in that bitter, poisonous smelling drink that you see your parents guzzling with such determination.

Then, one day, I went to a friend’s house for lunch. Dessert was coffee cake. I, in all my childish wisdom, told my friend’s mother that I didn’t like coffee cake. Nowadays, that mother would probably apologise and whisk the cake away in a blink of an eye, then rustle up some cookies from scratch.

Not Lara’s mother. No sir-ee. She was a scary mum. I’m actually quite impressed that I had the nerve to tell her I didn’t want to eat her cake. She looked at me sternly and my stomach plunged to my knees. ‘Have you ever tried it before?’ she asked. Still strangely confident, I shook my head. She straightened up, eyebrow raised, ready for her retort, ‘Then how do you know you don’t like it?’

As I child I was certainly slow on the uptake. I then ate that slice of coffee cake and, what do you know, I scraped the plate clean. I had no idea that coffee, when masked in a blanket of sugar and butter, could be so warmingly delicious.

This seems to be a childish predication I haven’t quite grown out of, though, because to me, coffee desserts, much like alcohol desserts, need a dusting of other flavours to balance the harshness. I’m all for coffee and alcohol, but usually in a drinking vessel. Desserts are for tiramisu with raspberries and chocolate.

Chocolatey Tiramisu with Raspberries

Alternative tiramisu is a fad right now – there are all these berry-misus and banana-misus and Rosie Birkett made this very vibrant rhubarb and pistachio version, the crushed nuts on top looking like a grassy field ready for lambs and chicks (spring is so close, guys, we can just reach out a grab it). Maybe all these tiramisu-makers feel the same about coffee in their desserts? Are we becoming too soft, oozing around like silky tiramisu custard, too afraid to add a hit of pep to our food?

This is why I am here today with the best of both. A perfect, some may say transcendent, tiramisu made with zabaglione custard, cocoa and those biscuits named after ladies’ fingers all dunked like Olympic divers into a bowl of good strong espresso. And then we also have a shower of grated chocolate, a smear of raspberry jam and scattered fresh raspberries, a dessert’s confetti.

I made tiramisu with raspberries and chocolate last week to eat after a lunch of roast chicken rubbed in garlic and basil – celebrating my Italian origins in all my courses. Tiramisu-making is a messy job (or is it just me?) so I allocated myself the table on the terrace to spread out all my bowls and of course cocoa went everywhere, as did the grated chocolate, and despite all the scrubbing since, there is a new chocolatey layer to the table that I doubt will ever shift.

My dish was mite too big for a two-layered tiramisu and yet it stands pretty proudly in the centre. Next time, I’ll actually use the appropriate sized dish, say 20cm square or smaller. And I might try to resist eating so much sweet, moussey zabaglione beforehand. Honestly, mascarpone mixed with raw egg and sugar shouldn’t be so addictive, I might just hook myself up to a drip of it to help me get through the day. Add a few raspberries and a little raspberry jam and you have juicy tangy freshness to cleanse your palate, meaning you can eat more. And what can I add that we don’t already know about raspberries and chocolate? A match made in heaven?

Tiramisu is like a game of Jenga but ideally without the destructive part – no whipping out any ladyfingers! It’s all about those layers. Stack it all up: cocoa, chocolate, zabaglione, raspberries and a little raspberry jam, coffee-soaked biscuits, then start again. Each layer almost sighs in supplication as they each ooze down onto the next.

After an unbearable but necessary chill in the fridge, the chocolatey tiramisu with raspberries is ready to eat. I found cutting slices slowed me down, eating out of the dish worked just as well. Each layer of tiramisu melts on the tongue, there’s barely a need to chew. If you can resist eating the whole thing on the first day, believe me and I don’t know how it’s possible, but it’s better on the second!

As for that Italian DNA, I mean, they were probably having a slow day at the lab and who wouldn’t want to mess around with DNA when you’re bored. Or, I had eaten pasta for lunch. But maybe it’s the evidence I need to explain my deep, yearning, ‘give me a hit quick’ love for pizza, pasta, general carby goodness, and of course, this tiramisu with raspberries and chocolate.